May 2011
235 posts
SUBWAY SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR YALL NEW SOFT DUDES →
youmightfindyourself:
YO IF YOU A NEW YORKER©…LIKE YOU A NEW NIGGA, YOU JUST CAME FROM MILWAUKEE OR SOMEWHERE ELSE THAT IN THAT STATE IS CONSIDERED A “BIG CITY” SO YOU THINK YOU GOT THAT FLOW LIKE “PSSHHH I’VE SEEN BROWN PEOPLE BEFORE B, NYC IS LIGHT WORK” DON’T PLAY YOURSELF AND FOLLOW THESE SUBWAY RULES. CUZ YOU NOT READY TYLER. IF YOU TAKE THE TRAIN JUST AROUND MANHATTAN EXCLUDING HARLEM...
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Too Fat to Wipe
me: My butt hurts. Too much shitting lately.
Pablo*: I know what you mean. I can’t effectively wipe my ass anymore. I always have to go back 30 mts to an hour later and wipe again.
me: Leakage?
Pablo: No. Too fat to reach my ass.
me: Jesus. Aren’t you afraid you’ll die at any second?
Pablo: Seriously? Yes.
me: You eating less/better to go along with that new gym...
What The Inside Of A Wave Looks Like
all-thats-interesting:
Justin Halpern: A Conversation With My Dad →
justinhalpern:
(My dad and I, 1983) So yesterday the TV show based off the twitter feed, and my book, Shit My Dad Says, was cancelled. I worked on the show for the last year. It was a bummer, until I remembered that I got a TV show based off a twitter feed and a book and was basically the luckiest…
